“Is this some new fashion?” asked my wife. Any reply, even one word, would lead to either a conversation or an argument. 😜
I had a new plan in my mind, quite different to the lesson planned the previous evening. It made me nervous, yet it would, I believed, be a lot more effective with the differently interested children of the class.
Charming her with a broad grin I snatch-grabbed all that I thought I needed for the morning online lesson and nudged the door open. Nearly loosing balance, I whirled around on the doorstep.
The net-door slammed as I left with a flip and a flop on every alternate step I took. Our pet dog got up and stretched wisely , reminding me of what I need to do and get my students to make a habit of.He waged his tail and led the way upstairs , glad that I was not heading for the front gate. The alarm rang with the tone of the school bell indicating that there were but ten minutes before launch. With every step of the climb my wife’s question echoed. The rubber straps and naked toes reminded me of the many times I had told the boys ” Bathroom chappals are for the bathroom and not for school. Here I was, thankfully with all three ‘S’s over ,suited but not booted. What a ridiculous sight I must be. My wife had been gracious with her polite enquiry. The big consolation was that the phone camera would be too close to capture anything below the belt and I did have my trousers on.
“You hypocrite!” I scolded myself as I got to the door and fished the keys out of my pocket only to find they were the wrong bunch. Will I be ready and waiting to admit my students to the meeting? I must teach punctuality by example. A strong breeze was blowing my bright tie over my shoulder. I couldn’t risk leaving my teaching aids to their fancy. As I grappled with my phone and notes and charger and wrong keys and two stout encyclopaedias. Why encyclopaedias in this day and age? Why ? Because I was not born a digital child and had not , in my wildest dreams, thought that life would change so suddenly and forcefully. Holding back those swear words, because I was a teacher, I headed back down stairs.
I was convinced that God made women smarter, for low and behold before I reached down the first flight of stairs my wife’s hand appeared round the bend with just what I was returning for. She didn’t say a word. She didn’t shake her head. She just handed them over —-matter of fact! I was now convinced that God does supply all our needs.
“Thanks Shugar.”
Performing a balancing act with all that I had in my hands including two bunches of keys I first took out my phone , turned it on and tapped on the icon. That horrid circle started spinning endlessly. I unlocked the door and dropped my stuff on the table, switched on the light and fan and looked at the screen.
Enter email id or valid phone number.
I entered my yahoo email id that I have been using proudly for the past 22 years.
The system does not recognise your id.
Ah ! I’ll give it my new gmail account
Enter your password.
Oh no ! Why did I change it from the simple asdf1234???? to something else?I should not have listened to that computer mechanic. Nevertheless I gave it a try. My memory had worked.
Enter the four digit OTP sent to your phone.
How Lord? How am I to find the OTP when I’m busy logging in.
The grade five child had mentioned that evening three months ago, just before the lock down ” Sir, you can do multiple things on your phone all at the same time.” And I had ridiculed him in my mind saying, ” Only women can multi task.”
I pressed the button , went to messages, found the OTP, returned to logging in. Entered it and was in. Child, the father of man , seemed to make sense.
The clock struck eight.
You have 14 members in the waiting room.
Sunu Charles
Way to go, llew
Shikkender basha
Just wanted to thank u sir…..☺😃😄 😁😀
Gowtham
Sir,
I just went through the story and it was your voice that read through in my mind… Missing the school days and your class (scarlet pimpernel especially)
Joseph Ratnam
Dear Lewlyn
The satirical presentation was as theatrical ,entertaining and true as it could get with the present scenerio of illumined screens which were once believed to be ian diot Box,coutesy Orwell.
Now that I am struggling as an online music student,groppling with failing connectivity in the middle of a class I could relate to the merits and demerits of this new system.There ends my connectivity and take on complete education.Pun intentional. Hahaha
Enjoyed reading the substance and the good intentions conveyed through this light hearted article.
God bless.
Llewellyn
We align. Thanks Joseph
T Mani
Llew. The link came to me from a unsaved number. Mr. Watson would be proud of you, certainly. So am I, who sat and gobbled meals on the same table, bathed from water heated on the same drum, slept in the same room and listened to the same Pat yarns and ghost stories shivering due to Coonoor winter and fright. I’d probably have offered you a jowie , in anticipation, had I known that I’d be entertained by you 50 years hence
Llewellyn
You take me right back to ‘them days’ and may I add: jigs and jogs and kamarkuts. Thanks Mani
ISAAC MATHEWS
Wow! Wonderful. My wife and I had a good laugh together. Carry on with your passion and send out a few for us to enjoy and remember. Thank you Llewellyn & Shalomie.
God Bless you.
Llewellyn
I must start a separate blog as my daughter insists. I hope all you guys who have shared a comment will share their thoughts and feelings too. We could have endless laughter!
Shalomie
Glad this brought laughter to you. God knows we need it in such a time as now!
Philip John
Llewellyn, I hugely enjoyed this. Of course I had the additional benefit of picturing the situation through my minds eye! Philji
I have been writing a ‘down memory lane’ blog during the pandemic. Go to: lessonsnlife.in
Llewellyn
Thanks for responding Philji.
Knowing you and your cache memory I’m sure it will be stirring.
Esther
Hi sir , Loved reading it . Remembering your assembly talks , those amazing speeches have taught great lessons . I’m Esther studied under from 1998 to 2004 nd again did my 11 grade in 2009 . I’m Mr. Edwin’s daughter ( He was the Accountancy teacher from 1998 to 2004) .
Llewellyn
I can’t forget the time you supported the school team at the Inter-School Athletic meet though you were burning with high fever and your parents were right beside you to help. Thanks, Esther!
Llewellyn
For some strange reason, your most encouraging comment made me start singing the 1996 hit by Mr President.
Thanks, Michelle. Love you too!
Rushmitha Cherian
Toooo cool….. Loving the humour….
Llewellyn
It’s encouraging when that naughty little school girl, now turned responsible mum and spouse, enjoys her teacher’s jottings. Thank you for the comment Rushmitha
Brindha A
Hahah thoroughly enjoyed it sir, HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY.
Stanes Connoor 1992-1996 (std 3- std 6) the days that laid the foundation for what I am today
Always your proud student
Dr. Brindha Agilan PT, MPT, DPT, CCI, CEEAA, ACEEAA , LSVT, PWR
Director of Rehabilitation,
Brooklyn, New York
Llewellyn
How lovely to receive a comment from a student of mine, and such a sense of joy to know that you are heading rehabilitation. Don’t we all need it sometime! God Bless You Brindha
Michelle Thomas
Thoroughly enjoyed reading this. I’m sure you won’t remember me, Sir, but I studied at Stanes right from Grade 6 to 12 (graduated in 2002). You were always an exemplary principal (except for that one time you called me Michael!) Who knew you had this wickedly funny streak in you. Hidden depths. Btw, your strategic use of emojis belies your statement that you’re not a “digital child” 😄
Llewellyn
Am I glad that my students make the time to send me their comments. God bless you Michelle!
Arun Kunder
Hi sir. We had a good laugh ( after s long time). Thank you so much sir. Lovely reading and very apt. Would have loved an audio version of it. 😂
Llewellyn
I saw your name and immediately a flash of the past appeared: Dr Arun Kunder rushing in with copies of the new songs we’d be doing the following week. Each sheet with our names sealed and the chords handwritten. Thanks, Doc. I hope your medical practice is doing well for your patients and yourself. Thank you for the encouraging comment. Love to Sumi and the children
Epsi Allwin
Happy teachers day sir. I am really proud of youthis morning. Just I have read. Not only the students but also the teachers. You trained us in such a way to be the leaders. I became the Headmistress now I am retired. Thank for your encouraement .May God bless you and your family abundantly. Let the Almighty God use you as the channel of blessing for many in the dayS to come. Prayers are there for you. Praise the Lord.
Llewellyn
Receiving a comment, prayers and blessings from a fellow teacher means a lot. Thank you, Mrs Allwin. God Bless you too!
REEBA CHERIAN
Dearest Llew,
Beeèeèeeeèautifully expressed !!!!! And my respect and appreaciation to all our Teachers !!!!! Love you !!!!!⭐⭐⭐❤💞❤
Llewellyn
This is a new experience of receiving encouragement and love online.
So happy for you and Sam that the family name: “Cherian and company” has emerged into the future
Rishanth
Miss that humour.
The Rockstar Principal
Llewellyn
Daddy Rishanth !!! Another feather in your cap. God bless you guys!
Michelle
Oh Uncle Lu! I could picture this whole scenario , the way you described it😂😂. You have such a way with words, you should consider turning ” author”! I could certainly buy your books. Love and best wishes.